Your everyday schoolgirl reporting in.
person:who is your favorite avenger?
me:Sasuke
person:what
me:what
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight Dude [into cellphone]:I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.