slyzor:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

iwillalwaysshipyou:

in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful

(Source: gallifreyancriminal)

avengersassembleeh:

and a new genre was created

ghost opera vampire dubstep

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home